The Big Bang Theory’s wedding episode succeeded where Publix failed

Most of us strive for perfection. Some of us do it too hard, and it can affect our well-being.

On the other hand, there are people who just don’t know any better, or worse, don’t care.

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I don’t watch TV nearly as much as I used to, especially newer shows, shows not on network TV, etc. One day, I’ll be asking you for advice on being a cord-cutter.

(Unless any of you in the Philadelphia area are experts on watching by streaming over the internet. But how do you get the internet without Comcast in a high-rise when Comcast is the only option?)

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CBS

Anyway, I was writing a blog when Sheldon and Amy got married on The Big Bang Theory but watched it on demand over the weekend.

I’ll quote this website to catch you up.

“Leonard is getting emotional helping his buddy get ready. Leonard is happy for Sheldon and that he will be officially and legally Amy’s problem. Ahh. Sheldon adds that he will always be Leonard’s problem.”

Then, Mary Cooper comes in and asks for a moment with her son, Sheldon.

After that, Sheldon describes to Amy,

“how her comments about imperfection in his bow tie makes him want to add the imperfections of the real world into his string theory calculations. Amy then calls his work super asymmetry and he likes that.”

Obviously, the importance of perfection depends what you’re doing.

None of us will be perfect in life, or in any particular part of it. That’s what makes us human. We can and should strive to improve in areas we particularly need it.

Which is why regular readers know I get angry when I see fellow journalists messing up or unwilling to fix their mistakes — especially former colleagues who know better.

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That said, look at the Publix bakery. Publix is a big Florida supermarket and expanded into other southeastern states, where fed-up Floridians went when they became former Floridians.

The Miami Herald reports Publix decided “to censor a high school student’s graduation cake” when a South Carolina mom “said she ordered a Publix cake online for her son, Jacob, 18, last weekend to celebrate his summa cum laude designation. She intended the frosting to read: ‘Congrats Jacob! Summa Cum Laude class of 2018.’”

Wow! Ordering a cake online!

Come to think of it, The Herald reports that was the problem!

Mom had gone out of her way when ordering the cake to make sure everything would go right and Publix would accomplish just a tiny fraction of what her son did – reading, baking and spelling.

But…

“A computerized Publix algorithm that trolls cake inscription requests for naughty words didn’t like the Latin word ‘cum’ — pronounced coom — which means ‘with.’

“The centuries-old phrase translates to ‘with the highest distinction’ or ‘praise.’ So the cake maker followed the computer’s instruction — despite (proud Mom’s) explanation of the Latin phrase in the ‘special instructions’ column of the order form — and instead decorated the cake with ‘Congrats Jacob! Summa — Laude class of 2018.’

“The Latin preposition for ‘with’ was replaced by dashes.”

Instead, she “went on Facebook to tell everyone how embarrassing it was to have to explain to her son and 70-year-old mom the other meaning of that preposition when used as English slang.”

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Brilliant Jacob may not be as brilliant as credited, or it may say a lot about his graduating class, if he looked at the actual word by itself and had no idea it may have an alternative meaning.

Come to think of it (I couldn’t resist using that phrase a second time and I’m able to), The Washington Post reported Jacob attended a Christian-based home-school program and earned a 4.89 grade point average.

Last night, Stephen Colbert went off on Publix on “The Late Show” and was able to present “another graduation treat made for Jacob — cupcakes with the offending (to Publix) word as decorative frosting,” as The Herald put it.

Blame CBS, not me, if you see a commercial.

I’ll bet he didn’t have to travel to Times Square — a few blocks south of the Ed Sullivan Theater — to have them made, either.

According to The Post, Mom called Publix and the assistant manager offered to remake the cake.

“No,” the paper reported she said. “You only graduate once.”

But she may have ended up smiling financially.

Publix refunded $70 for the cake and gave her a store gift card.

Just don’t try it with Publix, yourself.

The Post wrote it “replicated her experience and got the same result.”

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The Washington Post

So the tie Sheldon wore at his wedding in The Big Bang Theory may not have been tied perfectly. That’s not a big deal in the scheme of things. Besides, by the time anyone important (besides Mark Hamill) would see him close-up, there would’ve been plenty of time and movement for the perfect tie to become imperfect. So he gets away with it while dressed better than most of the guys on the show, most of the time, anyway. (And it would probably have been corrected for pictures.)

But as Jacob’s mom said, “You only graduate once,” and she said she explained the situation to the Publix assistant manager because she didn’t want this to happen to anyone else in the future.

Unfortunately,

“as The Washington Post test revealed, that particular ‘c’ word remains profane by Publix standards.”

So nothing was learned. Try putting it on your next license plate instead.

P.S. I have another reward for reading all the way!

In an exclusive, unaired clip from The Big Bang Theory Season 11 finale, the happy couple gets one last wedding present from the late theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.

Hawking died in March. I posted a Facebook article with thoughts then.

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https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/stephen-hawking-s-complicated-relationship-with-israel-1.5906160

Also, I’ll give you these two articles on how the scientist was so misguided on that topic.

And from the same day:

Stephen Hawking reaffirms support of Israel boycott: Hawking sends letter to President’s Conference organizers saying he faced pressure to withdraw from Palestinian academics (Jerusalem Post, May 8, 2013)

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P.S. Just wanted to make sure no connection between words in Summa Cum Laude and The Big Bang Theory was implied.

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Rules? NFL throws out ratings book for holiday weekend finale

There’s always a lot at stake at an NFL football game but this year, the league decided to break its own rules to avoid a ratings disaster for the last game of the season, on New Year’s Eve. The National Football League is trying to save face after already having lower ratings than last year, and it doesn’t want to look worse than it already does.

Fat chance.

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Here is the deal:

The big nationally televised game of the week is Sunday night on NBC. In fact, from week 5 through 16 (out of 17), the Peacock Network can choose whichever game was scheduled for earlier Sunday, as long as it wasn’t the one “protected” by CBS or Fox.

But the NFL can choose the last game of the season, or in this case it chose not to have one.

So usually, NBC gets the best game and — being in primetime on the most watched night of the week — also the best ratings. It pays for that.

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NBC’s website says the New Year’s Eve game on Week 17 was supposed to be determined (“TBD”) by the NFL. However, the NFL canceled the game.

What’s in it for NBC? I won’t lose sleep over that. Instead, the other games will be shown on CBS and Fox at either 1 or 4pm ET.

According to the NFL, all games with playoff implications will be played at the same time.

 

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“We felt that both from a competitive standpoint and from a fan perspective, the most fair thing to do is to schedule all Week 17 games in either the 1pm or 4:25pm ET windows,” NFL senior vice president of broadcasting Howard Katz announced. “This ensures that we do not have a matchup on ‘Sunday Night Football’ on New Year’s Eve that because of earlier results has no playoff implications for one or both of the competing teams.”

Both CBS and Fox were scheduled to get double-headers on the last week of the season. (I’m not sure about local stations whose team plays at home when their network has a double-header week. They usually lose out on their second game.) But wherever you watch on local TV, there won’t be more than two games at 1 and two that actually count at 4.

Taking a chance is part of life and business, and the NFL punted. Of course, it didn’t have to schedule a New Year’s Eve game that probably wouldn’t have done too well in the first place, but that’s their problem. I also don’t know if NBC objected when it checked the calendar, a year ago.

So the NFL created its own fake drama. It’s moving three CBS games from 1 to 4, and two Fox games from 1 to 4. That means fans who want to see as many games with playoff implications as possible won’t be able to, since they’ll all be played at the same time!

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#8: Philadelphia Eagles’ backup quarterback to Carson Wentz — Nick Foles, when he was back with the University of Arizona. Credit: Wikipedia Commons

The NFL figured some of the 1pm games that decide playoff positions will convince teams playing 4pm games to sit out their star players, rest them for the playoffs, and guarantee they wouldn’t get hurt. There would be less of a draw at 4 or primetime, despite the league’s own scheduling rules.

 

 

I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the Eagles’ hated opponents, the Dallas Cowboys, have no chance of making the playoffs.
Foles and the Birds are scheduled to play the Cowboys Sunday at 1 because neither has anything to gain or lose.

What they really wanted was a final game that had playoff implications that would get people to watch. This year, to their disappointment, it wasn’t going to happen.

So the NFL decided to inconvenience the fans.

 

 

The Eagles were originally scheduled to play the Cowboys at home, in Lincoln Financial Field, at 1pm. Five other games, involving ten other teams, were moved back.

How many fans? And let’s not forget their families and friends who weren’t going to go, but catch up later.

Fans paying for high-priced tickets who were planning to pack stadiums were aware one game could be moved to prime time, even on New Year’s Eve, changing their celebration plans.

Instead, hundreds of thousands in five stadiums that could be full of fans at 1pm ET will have to change their plans and wait until later in the afternoon. Talk about an inconvenience for all those people who paid for tickets! And the 1pm games will mean nothing.

In a year with — low ratings, two teams moving, a third in the process, controversy continuing over behavior during the National Anthem, and players who protested last year not playing this year — the NFL decided to do whatever it felt like to save itself.

Instead, it’s losing more and more respect in the process.

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I don’t call that a win.

Comment below: Which game(s) do you WANT to watch, and which game(s) WILL you watch?