Pedro the problem, not Lenny

We’ve all been lied to, but this story goes a bit further, and of course, I have all the evidence.

Long story short, I was UNINVITED to a birthday pool party for two mutual friends when this clown, my ex, threw a temper tantrum. I’d just missed him because I left to buy their birthday gifts. Yes, I was buying their birthday gifts at the very moment Pedro was throwing a temper tantrum, and I was being UNINVITED. Of course, I didn’t know it at the time. And by the way, only one of the birthday boys bothered to thank me.

Of course, I tried everything I could think of to make things right. Let’s fast-forward to last Wednesday and this weekend. These are text messages from today. All of it. Nothing has been changed. Halfway through, I caught him lying to me again. Of course, the tone changed at that point. And there’s a place for comments at the end.

So there you have it. One other point was that I saw him at his place last night. We sat on his couch and talked for about 30 minutes. I did that because like a bunch of other times, he claimed to be sick. Back then, and typical me, I said I wasn’t going to bother him, so he could rest. I wasn’t about to let that happen again! I finally learned.

And no. He has NOT tried to contact me despite knowing exactly what was going to happen, and getting progress reports before I published this. Again, these text messages were exchanged this afternoon and no, he stopped commenting as soon as I caught him in his latest lie. This was the news of my day, like all else on this site.

Oh.. and guys in Philadelphia, please contact me if you would like to take Pedro’s place. He’s done.